Hiya Guys

I just want to wish you all a Happy Easter with this Easter joke.

I hope you find it as funny / sad (if your an egg) as I do.

If you think your life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once!

You  only get smashed once!

It takes 4 minutes to get hard!

It only takes 2 minutes to get soft!

You share your box with 5 other guys!

After 3 minutes in a hot tub you get your head smashed in and then get a good poke off soldiers!

But worst of all, the only chick to ever sit on your face was your mother!

So cheer up, life aint that bad unless your an egg.

Take care and have a Happy Easter!!!!

‘Old Git’ Jimbo

 

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